My stomach is really in pain.

I've been laughing so hard since Saturday night that I may have injured myself.

What a bad night for IWC, huh?

I'm not often one to say I told you so, but... I told you so. I said that if you messed with the Unholy Alliance (ALL of us that comprise the Unholy Alliance), then you would suffer.

CJ Sensation. Tory Lords. M-Dogg 20. Jon Bolen. Sterling James Keenan. Dennis Gregory.

They all fell at the feet of the Unholy Alliance.

Norm Connors thought that the no-showing of the steel cage would be the worst part of his evening. How wrong he was.

CJ Sensation, as a spectator, came out of the crowd to attack a wrestler in Sebastian Dark. Although he should have been arrested for this act, he got his, as he was left lying in the middle of the ring. Next.

Troy Lords tried to "step-up" and be IWC's savior. Where did that get him? Beat up, and laid out. Next.

Shane Douglas? He knew better than to step up to the Alliance. Little did he know, the moment he declared the main event to be held under "extreme rules", he opened the floodgates for IWC.

Dennis Gregory, being the standup individual that he is, actually attempted to murder Shirley Doe. Do you realize that if I wasn't there to be the... voice of reason, Doe may have literally been killed this past Saturday night? What a role model you are, Denny.

M-Dogg 20? Why, oh, why, did you dare involve yourself in this? I won't deny that you're extremely talented, but you have no place in this. If I were you, I'd get in contact with Norm right now, and pull out of the WarGames next month.

Jon Bolen? How did you enjoy your farewell? Do you remember any of it? I'm sure you remember the feel of the cold steel chair cracking against your skull on your big night. Good luck in the future, pal.

All help seemed lost. Who was left? There were five men standing in that ring Saturday night basking in the glory of a job well done. Who was left.

Sterling.

James.

Keenan.

The prodigal son returned to save the day. For a moment. Did you ever get the feeling that maybe you should have stayed home? The screams of pain and obscenities I heard come from your mouth were more like beautiful music that soothed my soul. I laugh at what happened to you. You were out, Sterling! You were out of the target of the Unholy Alliance. However, once you were out, you were pulled back in.

Sterling, if you would have minded your own damn business, you could be sitting home healthy right now, concentrating on your WWE bookings you have coming up. Instead, you're limping around the house, trying to avoid the puddles of tears you've cried.

Dennis Gregory. What more can be said about you? When it counted the most, when all of the hope of IWC was on your shoulders, you CHOKED! HAHAHA!!!

That brings us to one last name.

Dean Radford.

Welcome home, Dean. We've been expecting you.

Everyone's been wondering the same thing- how long has Dean Radford been in cahoots with Shirley Doe, Sebastian Dark, HENTAI, and Abyss? Why exactly did he do what he did? Why did I have the padlock for Dean's steel chain? What's the plan now? Well, it's not my place to reveal this business. In due time, everything will make sense.

Just remember...

It's not too late to join a winner.

Next up for the Unholy Alliance- WarGames!