INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING CARTEL


July 20th, 2006

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, good-BYE!
 
Goodbye, Dennis Gregory!
 
Before I continue, allow me to make one thing perfectly clear.
 
I have the utmost respect for Dennis Gregory. The fact that he is defending our country is a sacrifice that I am very thankful for. I hope that he is blessed and protected while fighting overseas.
 
However.
 
However, Dennis Gregory is a jerk. He committed attempted murder at "Uncaged Fury"! This same man literally tried to throw Shirley Doe over the balcony of the Court Time Sports Center several weeks ago. What a stand-up guy, huh?
 
So now, where does that leave the IWC heavyweight championship? The last time Gregory was deployed to Iraq, he was there for nearly one year. Will the IWC championship sit idle for twelve months? I think even Norm Connors knows that is a bad idea. The answer to this is very simple.
 
Strip Gregory of the title that he does NOT rightfully deserve. Then, return it to the true IWC heavyweight champion- Shirley Doe.
 
Besides, Gregory's career may very well be over after Saturday night, August 5th. Well, the same can be said for M-Dogg 20, Troy Lords, and Sterling James Keenan as well.
 
What are these men thinking? They actually are making the coherent decision to step into the fortress known as WarGames with Doe, Sebastian Dark, HENTAI, Abyss, and Dean Radford.
 
I wonder what it must be like. You know, being aware that you are only two weeks away from having your professional wrestling career ended. If any of you get the chance, ask these four men. Especially Sterling. I'm sure he's having a lot of "downtime" lately, anyway.
 
Oooh, sore spot?

-Steven Colter


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