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December 23rd, 2005
Hello,
everybody!! Colter Claus here, with my Chris... er, holid... er, screw
it... Christmas gift wishes for the IWC locker room.
For the Unholy Alliance of Shirley Doe, HENTAI, and Sebastian Dark- A swift kick in the... These three have been very bad boys this year, and even coal is too good for these three jerks. I hope you all get what's really coming to you this year- an attitude adjustment and a one-way ticket out of IWC for each of you.
For the Gambino Brothers Moving Company (and cousin Jimmy Demarco)- A long and healthy reign with their much-deserved tag team title reign. For Jimmy, a win over that loudmouthed J-Rocc. Speaking of...
For J-Rocc- a record-breaking amount of snow in his hometown of Cleveland, so that he will be unable to leave his house this holiday season, keeping him far away from all IWC events. He has also been a very naughty boy this year.
For John McChesney- Another "Fabulous" year of being the best up-and-coming talent on the indy scene. Haha... I couldn't resist.
For Shiima Xion and Chris Maverick- Holiday on one of their favorite secluded islands anywhere they please. I've heard stories of some of the women they hang out with, so if you want Colter Claus to come along...
For Chuck Roberts- Superhuman grip strength. Maybe that way, he can hold on to the damn microphone during ring introductions.
For Larry Sweeney- A mirror. Maybe that way, he could see people sneaking up on him in an attempt to "steal" as he calls it his ICW/ICWA Texarkana Television Title.
For Dennis Gregory- A much-needed rest, and the chance to spend a nice quiet holiday season with his family and friends.
For Jon Bolen- A move up the TNA ranks, so that he can show the national audience what we have here in IWC.
For Jason Cage- More chances to show just how good he is, and an IWC title match in 2006. From there, the ball's in his court.
For Joe Dombrowski- A reprieve from that color commentator guy you're stuck with.
For Anthony Kingdom James- A reprieve from that play-by-play guy you're stuck with.
For Glenn Spectre- Um... I don't know. I'm frightened to see what would happen to my good friend Santa when Glenn lays eyes upon him. Glenn also knows when you're sleeping, and Glenn knows when you're awake.
For Dean Radford and Sterling James Keenan- Revenge on those that have wronged them, and the world title shots that they deserve.
For Bryce Remsburg- Continuing to represent us zebras well, all across the land. Also, continued success... Eh, forget it. I will be senior official someday!!! Watch your back, Bryce.
For Jason Gory- Another year of proving that you are one of the best in IWC, and soon to be one of the best "young lions" in the business.
For Troy Lords- What I know you can achieve- the IWC Super Indy championship.
Finally, for all of the IWC fans- A happy holiday season to you all!!!!!
-Steven Colter
For the Unholy Alliance of Shirley Doe, HENTAI, and Sebastian Dark- A swift kick in the... These three have been very bad boys this year, and even coal is too good for these three jerks. I hope you all get what's really coming to you this year- an attitude adjustment and a one-way ticket out of IWC for each of you.
For the Gambino Brothers Moving Company (and cousin Jimmy Demarco)- A long and healthy reign with their much-deserved tag team title reign. For Jimmy, a win over that loudmouthed J-Rocc. Speaking of...
For J-Rocc- a record-breaking amount of snow in his hometown of Cleveland, so that he will be unable to leave his house this holiday season, keeping him far away from all IWC events. He has also been a very naughty boy this year.
For John McChesney- Another "Fabulous" year of being the best up-and-coming talent on the indy scene. Haha... I couldn't resist.
For Shiima Xion and Chris Maverick- Holiday on one of their favorite secluded islands anywhere they please. I've heard stories of some of the women they hang out with, so if you want Colter Claus to come along...
For Chuck Roberts- Superhuman grip strength. Maybe that way, he can hold on to the damn microphone during ring introductions.
For Larry Sweeney- A mirror. Maybe that way, he could see people sneaking up on him in an attempt to "steal" as he calls it his ICW/ICWA Texarkana Television Title.
For Dennis Gregory- A much-needed rest, and the chance to spend a nice quiet holiday season with his family and friends.
For Jon Bolen- A move up the TNA ranks, so that he can show the national audience what we have here in IWC.
For Jason Cage- More chances to show just how good he is, and an IWC title match in 2006. From there, the ball's in his court.
For Joe Dombrowski- A reprieve from that color commentator guy you're stuck with.
For Anthony Kingdom James- A reprieve from that play-by-play guy you're stuck with.
For Glenn Spectre- Um... I don't know. I'm frightened to see what would happen to my good friend Santa when Glenn lays eyes upon him. Glenn also knows when you're sleeping, and Glenn knows when you're awake.
For Dean Radford and Sterling James Keenan- Revenge on those that have wronged them, and the world title shots that they deserve.
For Bryce Remsburg- Continuing to represent us zebras well, all across the land. Also, continued success... Eh, forget it. I will be senior official someday!!! Watch your back, Bryce.
For Jason Gory- Another year of proving that you are one of the best in IWC, and soon to be one of the best "young lions" in the business.
For Troy Lords- What I know you can achieve- the IWC Super Indy championship.
Finally, for all of the IWC fans- A happy holiday season to you all!!!!!
-Steven Colter
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