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INTERROGATION
SEBASTIAN DARK
Conducted by Joe Dombrowski
IWC Color Commentator / Media Correspondent
Q: Sebastian, you've been at the center of controvery lately, as your actions keep getting worse and worse. I have to start off by discussing Super Hentai. Back at Summer Sizzler, you joined myself & Jeff Gorman at the commentary area because "you were bored" but moments later you were attacking Hentai in the ring. You had a locker room full of innocent victims you could've targeted: why Hentai?
A: Well you see, I was bored. I drove all the way in for the show, assuming I would have a spot since I have one of the best records in the IWC in the past year, I believe. If my facts are correct, I only have 5 or 6 losses to my numerous wins, and one of those losses I wasn't even beaten, my tag partner was, so I don't count that as a loss.
But back to your question: well you see, the IWC brass will not allow me to wreslte against Shirley Doe any more, apparently since he is involved with the title now and I have been forgotten. So I decided to once again make a big impact, and why not make that impact on someone who Shirley Doe couldn't beat? Someone who decided to stick his nose in my business a year ago when I had Doe on the ground crying. So I thought it fitting to take Hentai out almost a year later. Well actually a few days after the year, but you get it. If you don't, go back to school.
Q: Your attack on Hentai was moments after he finally settled his rivalry with Alex Shelley, which had been a major distraction for him for months, and now he has you to worry about. Don't you have any remorse over all the problems lately in Hentai's professional career?
A: Are you retarded Joe? I mean honestly, why would I have remorse for his problems? We all have problems and how we choose to deal with them makes us the man we are, and if he can't come to terms with his problems, then he is not even half a man. But Joe, you see, this is not about Super Hentai, this is about so much more, Joe, that if I told you, your brain would explode and start oozing out your little ear.
Q: Well since you aren't willing to divulge what you mean by that, let's get back to the matter at hand and that is Super Hentai. Your first match with him was a wild encounter and ended in a disgusting display when you stole Hentai's mask, a deed that would've gotten you blackballed for life in some places such as Mexico. Why would you do something so disrespectful as to attempt to destroy Super Hentai's very identity?
A: Blackballed from Mexico... now that's a punishment, haha, but joking aside, you ask me why? Well the answer is simple: because I wanted to. I did a little research on the internet. I read somewhere that there was only one other person ever to unmask Super Hentai, and it was a differnet time and a different man. A man I respected and loved like a brother. A man that did not care about "feelings" or the fans for that matter. That man was none other than Shirley F'n Doe before he went soft and embraced the idiots you call IWC fans.
Q: Your mention of Doe's connection to this situation is interesting. We know the mutual respect Doe & Hentai have for each other, and the hatred you have for Doe, does this all go back to Shirley Doe?
A: For once, Joe, you have hit the nail on the head. This is all about Doe. I told you after the Big Butler Fair that this wasn't over until I say it is... and if the IWC brass won't let me at Shirley Doe, I will do whatever I have to to make Doe come to me.
Q: Will your issues with Doe ever be settled?
A: Yeah, when Shirley Doe is gone from the IWC. Then and only then, will MY reign of terror commence.
Q: Your second match with Hentai, at The Bar Has Been Raised this past October in Newville, ended with a cheap pinfall victory for you, where you needed the tights for leverage. We all know how tough you are, so why the shortcut?
A: There are no shortcuts, it's the perverbial "If you don't get caught, it's not cheating" line. The ref never saw it, so no matter what YOUR opinion is, in the record books I hold 2 victories in a row over Super Hentai.
Q: Dirk Ciglar has been there to help Hentai in his times of need with you, what are your thoughts on his involvement in things and do you have any words for Ciglar?
A: Yes, stay the hell out of my business! You have now crossed my path 2 times, and I let you walk away. There WILL NOT be a 3rd.
Q: What is your ultimate goal in your rivalry with Hentai?
A: To rid IWC of Super Hentai, plain and simple, and it is a task that will easily be done.
Q: What are your future goals here in IWC?
A: Well now, if I told you that, you would know way to much. I have seen way too many Bond movies to give away the entire plan, no matter how close to success I am.
Q: Do you still have plans for Doe in the future as well or plans for any other IWC star?
A: To tell the truth, no one on the roster is safe. I don't go by the good guy/bad guy scenario, I go by who can do the most for me, and/or who is an easy target.
Q: I'm sure Hentai will read this eventually, there's no telling what mental state he's in by this point in time. You've tried to end more than his career, you've tried to end his identity, his very existence in IWC, and you have to believe he's realizing it. Do you have a message for Hentai now?
A: No.
Q: That's it? That's all you have to say? "No?" After all you've done, you've tried to destroy his identity, his very existence in IWC by removing his mask, an act that is oftentimes fatal to a wrestler's career, and now you don't even...
A: What part of that answer did you not understand? I have no message for Hentai, he doesn't deserve one, and anyone reading this sure as hell doesn't either. In due time my message will be clear, and my plan will be complete, but that time is for me to decide. This interview is over, get the hell out of here!
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