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August 8, 2005
SHIIMA XION SPEAKS!
Plenty of IWC fans have questions for Shiima and we decided to get some answers!
IWC NEWSLINE: Shiima Xion, a lot of our fans have asked, why are you getting a title shot and not Jason Gory? How have you earned a shot at Shirley Doe?
SHIIMA XION: I think the real question is, "What did Jason Gory ever do to earn a title shot?" Okay, he pinned me at No Excuses... big deal. I pinned him at Caged Fury! Was Jason Gory body slammed four times on a hardwood floor? No. Is Jason Gory making an impact in other indy markets such as Philadelphia... and um, Altoona? No. I deserve a shot at that title because I've proven that I can take punishment from heavyweights and still fight back. Shiima Xion can hang, damnit. I've paid a lot of dues in my first year... it's time for me to get a reward for my hard work.
IWC: So let's go back to your first years. You were trained by Shirley Doe and were in the same class as Jason Gory. What was that like?
SX: It was very intense training, and I'm very lucky to have been a part of a class with knowledgeable trainers and other talented trainees. The one thing Doe needs to realize is that he taught me everything he knows. I've been around Doe in the ring for so long now, that I bet I'll know what he will go for in the match before he even realizes he is going for it! I think that gives me quite the advantage, if I must say so.
IWC: But was Doe as tough on you as he can be on opponents? Are you ready for a one on one match?
SX: Never judge a book by its cover, Doe. I may be 160 lbs. of pure smut, but don't try to take me lightly. I've been ready for this match since the moment Norm Connors agreed to give me the shot. I will die in Uniontown to win that belt. It would be the perfect way to end my first year in the wrestling business. Everyone can criticize all they want, about how I'm too small to challenge for the title, or how I don't deserve a shot in the first place - its just history repeating itself. This is just like when Napoleon was king of the Roman Empire, everyone tried to end his reign...well Shirley Doe, on August 13th, I'll be the one ending YOUR reign. Nobody wants to take me seriously? After Uniontown, you all will have a reason to.
IWC: After seeing Doe take on 11 defenses, against competitors such as Balls Mahoney, Tracy Smothers, Seiji Ikeda, Troy Lords, Eddie Kingston, Chris Hero, and even you in a match at one of the IWC Open Houses, do you have a strategy?
SX: Look at that list. All were very deserving challengers, but not one of them can match my squirrel-esque quickness in the ring. Doe, just like all of my opponents, will be blown up trying to catch me after the first few minutes...and that is when I will go into kill mode. Doe, I'm coming after your neck. I may take those bad knees of yours out too, but I've got some new tricks in store for you. I will drop you on your head, I will start my own religion of violence at your expense.
IWC: Speaking of violence, we've never seen you go hardcore. Is this somewhere where Doe has you outclassed?
SX: I've been hardcore since I was 11, the age I lost my virginity. Ask any Hilton sister, Richie daughter, or Joan Van Ark just how hardcore Shiima Xion can get if you don't believe me when I say that I have no problem testing my hardcore skills with Doe. I'm very aware that I'm stepping into his world on Saturday with no previous hardcore experience, but win or lose, I will do whatever it takes to earn his respect in this type of match.
IWC: It's big talk now, but what about when a steel chair hits those model good looks?
SX: Maverick has warned me about such a thing happening. He advised me to wear a football helmet, but for once, I'm not concerned about modeling. This is about the IWC Heavyweight Title. Winning this match would be just the thing Shiima needs to make waves in this business the same way I did in the modeling industry. I'll take a chairshot to win the IWC title. If you think a chairshot is the worst thing that can happen to me, you have no idea what I've done to become the world¹s biggest, first, and best Filipino supermodel by age 13.
6 MATCHES?
That¹s pretty short for an IWC show. And that's all that we know for Showdown in Uniontown 3. IWC officials have confirmed that they are negotiating with several individuals for matches in Uniontown. We¹re hoping to have word within the next few days as to what matches you fans can expect to see.
JESSE TITAN MARK?
Over the last few IWC shows, this IWC trainee has treated, or taunted, us with his renditions of several WWE stars. Is this guy for real? And why does he keep attacking IWC trainee Chest Flexor? We're hoping to get to the bottom of this one, fans.
ASK GLENN!
Don't forget to send your questions to Chuck for Glenn, as they will air on an upcoming IWC TV show. What will you win if your question is asked? Well, nothing. Nothing except hearing your name and question on IWC TV. Isn't that worth anything to you people?
Plenty of IWC fans have questions for Shiima and we decided to get some answers!
IWC NEWSLINE: Shiima Xion, a lot of our fans have asked, why are you getting a title shot and not Jason Gory? How have you earned a shot at Shirley Doe?
SHIIMA XION: I think the real question is, "What did Jason Gory ever do to earn a title shot?" Okay, he pinned me at No Excuses... big deal. I pinned him at Caged Fury! Was Jason Gory body slammed four times on a hardwood floor? No. Is Jason Gory making an impact in other indy markets such as Philadelphia... and um, Altoona? No. I deserve a shot at that title because I've proven that I can take punishment from heavyweights and still fight back. Shiima Xion can hang, damnit. I've paid a lot of dues in my first year... it's time for me to get a reward for my hard work.
IWC: So let's go back to your first years. You were trained by Shirley Doe and were in the same class as Jason Gory. What was that like?
SX: It was very intense training, and I'm very lucky to have been a part of a class with knowledgeable trainers and other talented trainees. The one thing Doe needs to realize is that he taught me everything he knows. I've been around Doe in the ring for so long now, that I bet I'll know what he will go for in the match before he even realizes he is going for it! I think that gives me quite the advantage, if I must say so.
IWC: But was Doe as tough on you as he can be on opponents? Are you ready for a one on one match?
SX: Never judge a book by its cover, Doe. I may be 160 lbs. of pure smut, but don't try to take me lightly. I've been ready for this match since the moment Norm Connors agreed to give me the shot. I will die in Uniontown to win that belt. It would be the perfect way to end my first year in the wrestling business. Everyone can criticize all they want, about how I'm too small to challenge for the title, or how I don't deserve a shot in the first place - its just history repeating itself. This is just like when Napoleon was king of the Roman Empire, everyone tried to end his reign...well Shirley Doe, on August 13th, I'll be the one ending YOUR reign. Nobody wants to take me seriously? After Uniontown, you all will have a reason to.
IWC: After seeing Doe take on 11 defenses, against competitors such as Balls Mahoney, Tracy Smothers, Seiji Ikeda, Troy Lords, Eddie Kingston, Chris Hero, and even you in a match at one of the IWC Open Houses, do you have a strategy?
SX: Look at that list. All were very deserving challengers, but not one of them can match my squirrel-esque quickness in the ring. Doe, just like all of my opponents, will be blown up trying to catch me after the first few minutes...and that is when I will go into kill mode. Doe, I'm coming after your neck. I may take those bad knees of yours out too, but I've got some new tricks in store for you. I will drop you on your head, I will start my own religion of violence at your expense.
IWC: Speaking of violence, we've never seen you go hardcore. Is this somewhere where Doe has you outclassed?
SX: I've been hardcore since I was 11, the age I lost my virginity. Ask any Hilton sister, Richie daughter, or Joan Van Ark just how hardcore Shiima Xion can get if you don't believe me when I say that I have no problem testing my hardcore skills with Doe. I'm very aware that I'm stepping into his world on Saturday with no previous hardcore experience, but win or lose, I will do whatever it takes to earn his respect in this type of match.
IWC: It's big talk now, but what about when a steel chair hits those model good looks?
SX: Maverick has warned me about such a thing happening. He advised me to wear a football helmet, but for once, I'm not concerned about modeling. This is about the IWC Heavyweight Title. Winning this match would be just the thing Shiima needs to make waves in this business the same way I did in the modeling industry. I'll take a chairshot to win the IWC title. If you think a chairshot is the worst thing that can happen to me, you have no idea what I've done to become the world¹s biggest, first, and best Filipino supermodel by age 13.
6 MATCHES?
That¹s pretty short for an IWC show. And that's all that we know for Showdown in Uniontown 3. IWC officials have confirmed that they are negotiating with several individuals for matches in Uniontown. We¹re hoping to have word within the next few days as to what matches you fans can expect to see.
JESSE TITAN MARK?
Over the last few IWC shows, this IWC trainee has treated, or taunted, us with his renditions of several WWE stars. Is this guy for real? And why does he keep attacking IWC trainee Chest Flexor? We're hoping to get to the bottom of this one, fans.
ASK GLENN!
Don't forget to send your questions to Chuck for Glenn, as they will air on an upcoming IWC TV show. What will you win if your question is asked? Well, nothing. Nothing except hearing your name and question on IWC TV. Isn't that worth anything to you people?
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