INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING CARTEL

INTERROGATION
THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATES
by Joe Dombrowski
IWC Color Commentator / Media Correspondent

Q: At "Rebirth of Extreme," Glenn Spectre left The Devil's Advocates to join "M-Dogg 20" Matt Cross,temporarily replacing his injured partner, Josh Prohibition, thus abandoning the two of you. Your thoughts?

Devil Bhudakahn: Glenn sold us out like we were on eBay. I can't believe he would do that to us.

Jake Garrett: Spectre must have forgotten what the Devil's Advocates were all about. Must have forgotten the pact we made. Forgotten a blood oath. It's a deal you just can't walk out on. It isn't over, Glenn. In fact, this has just begun. From this day forth, Glenn Spectre, know you have hellhounds on your trail.

Q: What do you think his motivation was? He seemed to be pretty fed up with your attitudes from the way I see things.

DB: Let me tell you something pipsqueak, Glenn would be nowhere without my motivation. He was a nobody going nowhere when he came to me begging for me to train him. His motivation? Simple: his head has swelled to the size of a blimp. Forgetting that he was only half of a team. He just wants to be a champion no matter who he teams with instead of doing it the way we always do: beating teams and taking titles.

JG: Perhaps his motivation is his own inequeties. Maybe he feels that since he failed us, he needs to pacify the fans. Perhaps he should worry about the blood he will lose, and the pain he will feel.

Q: Tonight you get your shot at regaining the tag titles with a new member by your side, "Hyjinx." Where did you two find this guy and what can you tell us about him?

DB: Well, to be truthfull, I'll have to take some of the blame for Glenn's defection. I suppose with all that I taught him, I didn't teach him loyalty, and seeing the writing on the wall Jake and I started looking for a suitable replacement for Glenn.

JG: I first thought long and hard about how to break Spectre and, for the first time, I wasn't clear on what to do. So I took a long journey to Nepal and there in the Himalayas at the Temple of Set, The Lady of the Third Eye told me there is a man in a city below sea level who is the answer to your question. So off I went again. And when I found "Hyjinx" I said, "Show me, show me what power you have, your ability, that will make Spectre fall to his knees and cry for mercy." I have seen what he can do. On December 12, 2003 the world will see what he can do, and that's all you need to know until then.

DB: What we saw in Hyjinx is far better than we ever would have expected from Glenn. Now we have knowledge on our side, I taught Glenn everything he knows, I know him better than anyone, and that spells weakness for his "team."

Q: Devil made the claim that the fact he knows Glenn so well will be an advantage for the Devil's Advocates tonight. Are you the least bit nervous about Glenn knowing all of YOUR evil tricks and leadership methods, and has probably alerted M-Dogg 20 about watching out for certain things?

JG: It's true Devil made Glenn Spectre. Ask him. He can't deny it. Devil knows Spectre possibly better than Spectre knows himself. I do not doubt that Spectre has given out everything he knows about us. But just because we've told him everything he knows, doesn't mean we have told him everything we know.

Q: Are you predicting victory and a fourth tag title reign for your team?

DB: Not only am I predicting victory, I'm going to take out my trash and eliminate Glenn not just from IWC, but from the world of pro wrestling. And this new incarnation of the Devil's Advocates are gonna reign 'til the second coming and then some.

JG: I wouldnt want to crush their hopes by saying yes just yet, as a meteorite could come crashing down on our car, killing us and giving them a forfiet win. So no prediction at this time for the night. But I do predict a fourth tag title run that will be greater than the previous three.